Name - Ciaran Scullion

Age - 25

Starsign - Scorpio

Place of Birth - Magherafelt (Should have been american!)

County - Doire

Previous Clubs - Bellaghy Wolfe Tones & Doire New York

Position - Midfield

Length of service with Gaels - Approximately 8mths, 16days and 8hrs

Best haircut at the club: Gallaghers outdoes Maher on shine

Worst dresser at the club: Forgone conclusion, even Sully would close bets on this one

Best singer at the club: "Here I am Lord... dil ling ding ding!"

Ideal night out: Carry out then to the slimeshite in Belfast then on to Miroosh for a kebab and the customary offer of a knee-capping down the Sandy Row

Favourite food: Jaffa Cakes

Favourite drink: Strawberry & Kiwi Snapple

Woman you would most like to date: Dame Edna Everidge

Describe yourself in three words: I am Ciaran

Three desert island essentials: Carla, Pro Evo & a cannily hidden albatross

Most famous person stored in your mobile: Derry "Lynchpin" Joe 'Muff' Diver

Any bad habits: Many

How would you like to be remembered: In writing